How old are you now? 249? You don’t look a day over 235.
The United States of America is celebrating a birthday today. Out of respect for the country and its solemn, patriotic ritual of lighting bottle rockets, deep throating beef weiners and gargling alcoholic seltzer, I’m taking today to wave the flag and eat a piece of cake.
In lieu of five songs and 800 words of nonsense, today I give you 50 songs that celebrate freedom, independence and tiny explosives. Have a safe and Happy 4th of July. See you next week!
Hey kids! It’s a special July 4th Playlist!
Listen here…
Happy Birthday!
“We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty and the pursuit of Happiness.--That to secure these rights, Governments are instituted among Men, deriving their just powers from the consent of the governed, --That whenever any Form of Government becomes destructive of these ends, it is the Right of the People to alter or to abolish it, and to institute new Government, laying its foundation on such principles and organizing its powers in such form, as to them shall seem most likely to effect their Safety and Happiness.” - The United States of America (Born July 4th, 1776)
Have fun. Stay safe. Don’t be a jerk.
Sincerely, DJ CrankyPete